You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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