Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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