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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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