You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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