a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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