so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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