He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
are you so shy because you have an std?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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