I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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