She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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