Nicole vs. Life
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
