So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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