i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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