Having a random hookup so left but love u
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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