What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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