I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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