: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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