we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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