Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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