Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
that's an acceptable place to lick
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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