I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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