i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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