Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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