Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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