Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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