wanna go halves on a baby?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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