Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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