hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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