ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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