i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
