PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?