She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.