Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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