What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
please don't ironically join a cult
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