I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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