their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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