My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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