Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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