i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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