soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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