if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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