My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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