I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
