he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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