yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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