I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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