Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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