i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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