Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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