i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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