I heard we made out
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Randomize
