I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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