none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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