They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Small penises have feelings too.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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