weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
she looked like the before picture.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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